My body refuses to wake up at any other time other than 5:23AM. That is the time in which I have woken up, EXACTLY, for the past three days. It doesn’t matter if I set my alarm for 4:55 or 5:15 or even 5:25.
My Body, 5:23 AM: Oh hey, time to get up!
Me: Hey, you should have been up twenty-three minutes ago!
My Body: Hey, who’s the boss around here?
Me: Jesus!
Love&hugs, Meg<3
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