Meg Dowell Writes

1. I forgot how to write. Yep. I have no idea how to do it. What?

2. Bestselling author? Who’d want that??

3. Writing is hard, dude.

4. Sometimes I almost finish books and then I just abandon them and start new ones. I hear it’s a common issue.

5. I DON’T WANNA.

6. The Green Brothers keep writing books and stealing my spot.

7. It’s taking so long because GENIUS CAN’T BE RUSHED.

8. I have this procrastination problem? I’m thinking of seeing someone about that.

9. Oh, I also have this problem where sometimes all my fingers spontaneously break and then magically heal.

10. I’m almost done!

11. I’m secretly a bestselling author under a pen name? No I can’t tell you what it is??

12. I’ll let you know when I’m close. I’ll get there someday, I promise. :)

Meg is the creator of Novelty Revisions, dedicated to helping writers put their ideas into words. She is a staff writer with The Cheat Sheet, a freelance editor and writer, and a 10-time NaNoWriMo winner. Follow Meg on Twitter for tweets about writing, food and nerdy things.

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